[harmonious family whistle]
It was Gurthday weekend. What is that? Only the most obscure weekend in all of the land: Sharon’s Birthday celebration and Red’s going away weekend, a combined, epic event.
To celebrate and commemorate the weekend’s festivities we headed to Fullerton for bar hoping. I first began by apologizing in advance for my inability to enter a bar without being stopped at the door longer than everyone else. I told everyone in our group that every bouncer would think my Montana ID was fake and would hold me back to examine my ID closer, or have their supervisor come look at it. We went to probably six bars, and at each of them I was stopped and held back. Twice I had head of security called to examine my ID closer, and once had it passed around to a group of bouncers, and then passed over to bouncers at the next bar over that I wasn’t even going to. Apparently holographic IDs are super rare, and no one in the state of California has ever even see an ID that isn’t actually from their state.
This weekend also became the weekend of coincidences.
Based on the previous insinuating question about whether or not I had any rings elsewhere on my body, I felt as if he was about to offer me a position doing pornography. I don’t really know how to feel about all this except, that man was about to ask me to do porn.
My ID is not fake, it is extremely real, but the state of California is in complete disbelief about it.
I apparently could have a career in porn.
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Played 2088 times.I was carrying two paper grocery bags. You were walking by me in the opposite direction, carrying groceries, too, but only one bag. You asked if you could help and when I tried to explain that then your hands would be just as full as mine, I dropped a bottle of salsa, red, medium spicy Trader Joe’s brand (or Trader Jose’s, as you corrected me) but it didn’t shatter which we both found interesting.
Listen to BJ Novak reading the counterpart to this story, “All You Have to Do,” here.
Well, that just pissed me off.
If you don’t think soul mates exist after watching this I don’t even know what to say to you.
And what I love about it is how perfectly they match up, how much their lives connect and overlap, how much they love each other, but they still only think of each other as friends. I think that’s such an amazing kind of relationship. Non romantic soul mates are just beautiful.
In My Life - Ed Sheeran
because tricia made me listen to it again, and now I can’t stop. poop you tricia.Played 734 times.